"Never mind that shit. Here comes Mongo!"[edit | edit source]
According to legend, the idea for posting the Mongo meme in Fark wrestling threads came about after hundreddollarman went on a vision quest in the Mojave Desert. Hopped up on a cocktail of peyote, shrooms and purple drank, hundreddollarman encountered a hallucination of a talking pony, who gave him the HTML code to post the meme on Fark.
This may have been a story fabricated by hundreddollarman himself, because the actual reason (he was drunk and did it for the lulz) doesn't sound nearly as cool.
Championships[edit | edit source]
Hundreddollarman is a one-time Hardcore Gredunza Champion, stealing it in an April 19 Fark thread about the ongoing manhunt to catch one of the Boston Marathon bombing suspects. To put it into perspective, that's like the time Hacksaw Jim Duggan became the WCW World TV champion when he found the belt in a Dumpster during a Feb. 16, 2000 episode of Monday Nitro.
On Aug. 2, 2013, hundreddollarman simply declared himself the Hundred Dollar Champion in a Fark TNA thread, in keeping in line with the wrestler his Fark handle spoofed, "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase. The new belt's design was created by clintster and unveiled in the Aug. 5, 2013 Fark Raw thread.
Hundreddollarman is also a five-time, five-time, five-time, five-time, five-time Last Man Standing.
Personal life[edit | edit source]
Hundreddollarman graduated from college in 2006 with a degree in communications. He has worked in various newsrooms, but has yet to see Olivia Munn in sexy business attire in the workplace. This makes him a sad panda.
Outside of Fark, hundreddollarman enjoys ironically beating up hipsters over misuse of the word "irony."