The Can-Asta Connection is a group of elderly FWCers who banded together in the 5/5/14 RAW thread to watch out for the best deals on early bird buffets, drive each other to their doctor's appointments, help each other with their AOL and WebTV technical issues, and tel the whippersnappers about the good old days when Georg Hackenschmidt and Frank Gotch wrestled each other for over two hours in Chicago.
We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say.
Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...
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